06-13-2012, 08:39 PM
"Bath Salts" is the new methamphetamine that creates bizarre behaviors like "eating face" as was the recent case in Miami. A "double tap" keeps zombies like this in check and ensures they don't get up and repeat their vicious attacks. As the novelty of this drug continues to attract users, expect more weirdos to act out their primal cannibal tendencies. We are now in the sunrise of the zombie apocalypse.
Nothing matters until it matters, and when it does matter it's the only thing that matters, which at that point it's probably too late! It can only be attributable to human error.
-HAL 9000