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Hot Rodding Through the Zombie Apocalypse
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Okay...just to keep us FOCUSED on the market since we sometimes get distracted from the mission...to acquire moohlah. I have created this thread so that folks can discuss and post things "off topic" such as...whatever doesn't seem to fit into the "Off Topic" thread. Whaaaat

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According to the CDC, if you can survive a zombie apocalypse, you can survive anything....Here's the website.

http://blogs.cdc.gov/publichealthmatters...pocalypse/

Now it's up to you...Cars, guns, phyzz, but no pictures of me.

Just open another window or tab so that you can enjoy the best of trading, while addressing such important topics such as..."should I go pump, or semi-auto on that next scattergun purchase?" or whatever cool stuff you want to bring to the forefront. Hopefully PL will enjoy it too (and not threaten to ban me again.)

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I'll play along although I'm not concerned about a Zombie apocalypse, but more of a Zombie economy and living state.
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One time at band camp, I was driving my '56 chevy with two loaded six-shooters and a sawed-off shotgun. On a dark and winding dirt road, this lawyer jumps out from behind a tree and yells, "Hey, what the
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(06-13-2012, 02:11 PM)gator1time Wrote:  I'll play along although I'm not concerned about a Zombie apocalypse, but more of a Zombie economy and living state.

same thing I thinkBig Grin

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(06-13-2012, 02:26 PM)matstery Wrote:  One time at band camp, I was driving my '56 chevy with two loaded six-shooters and a sawed-off shotgun. On a dark and winding dirt road, this lawyer jumps out from behind a tree and yells, "Hey, what the

that's funny...

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"Bath Salts" is the new methamphetamine that creates bizarre behaviors like "eating face" as was the recent case in Miami. A "double tap" keeps zombies like this in check and ensures they don't get up and repeat their vicious attacks. As the novelty of this drug continues to attract users, expect more weirdos to act out their primal cannibal tendencies. We are now in the sunrise of the zombie apocalypse.

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(06-13-2012, 08:39 PM)tonto Wrote:  "Bath Salts" is the new methamphetamine that creates bizarre behaviors like "eating face" as was the recent case in Miami. A "double tap" keeps zombies like this in check and ensures they don't get up and repeat their vicious attacks. As the novelty of this drug continues to attract users, expect more weirdos to act out their primal cannibal tendencies. We are now in the sunrise of the zombie apocalypse.

I've had a handful of patients in the ER from bath salts...the worst cases were from injecting the stuff...Had one guy who it took 8 big cops to hold him down. It's also when I learned that you don't sit on someone while they are being tased...stray voltage ain't fun.

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(06-13-2012, 10:07 PM)Nostradumass Wrote:  I've had a handful of patients in the ER from bath salts...the worst cases were from injecting the stuff...Had one guy who it took 8 big cops to hold him down. It's also when I learned that you don't sit on someone while they are being tased...stray voltage ain't fun.

Yeah, those wild volts never make good pets. Laugh
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(06-14-2012, 01:26 PM)Furr Wrote:  Yeah, those wild volts never make good pets. Laugh

They bite...quite shocking.

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Great thread ND

Apparently after 32 years, an Australian coroner has confirmed that the dingo did indeed eat the baby:

http://news.discovery.com/animals/true-t...ggets.html

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Dinosaur farts must have been really really bad:

http://wallstreetexaminer.com/2012/05/07...tists-say/
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(06-16-2012, 10:48 AM)KB03 Wrote:  Dinosaur farts must have been really really bad:

http://wallstreetexaminer.com/2012/05/07...tists-say/

I always enjoy Lee's take on things as well as his contributors.Smile In the meantime...It's lunch at Chipotle.

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Never knew Jimmie Fallon did such a great Neil Young impression - he does Neil better than Neil. My lil sis showed me these the other day cause she knew I loved that old Canadian rocker, great stuff and The Boss even makes a showing:





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I'll bet you can't watch this just once. In a nutshell, you Americans are nuts Thumbs Up

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And this would be the Canadian version: Thumbs Up

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(06-20-2012, 09:57 AM)KB03 Wrote:  Never knew Jimmie Fallon did such a great Neil Young impression - he does Neil better than Neil. My lil sis showed me these the other day cause she knew I loved that old Canadian rocker, great stuff and The Boss even makes a showing:



Fallon is awesome...Big Grin

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(06-22-2012, 12:19 PM)Nostradumass Wrote:  Fallon is awesome...Big Grin

He's a pretty Kool Kat, but Brother Marvin is "SuperFly" Kool:

CAUTION:This music should not be played in the bedroom if you are currently taking Cialis and have a heart condition, as it might cause your ticker to implode.
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(07-01-2012, 09:25 PM)KB03 Wrote:  He's a pretty Kool Kat, but Brother Marvin is "SuperFly" Kool:

CAUTION:This music should not be played in the bedroom if you are currently taking Cialis and have a heart condition, as it might cause your ticker to implode.

LOL...I've actually taken care of a couple of dudes who had the extended period extension. A description of the treatment by itself would cure me...it involves epinephrine being injected in a really terrifying area...I hate needles...I don't mind giving them but getting them is another story....I'm worse than my kid.Crying

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(07-02-2012, 01:18 PM)Nostradumass Wrote:  LOL...I've actually taken care of a couple of dudes who had the extended period extension. A description of the treatment by itself would cure me...it involves epinephrine being injected in a really terrifying area...I hate needles...I don't mind giving them but getting them is another story....I'm worse than my kid.Crying

YIKES Surprise Ditto on the needles, especially in that area SurpriseCrying
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